Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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