I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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