Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
