let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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