non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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