i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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