We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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