Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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