The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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