For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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