You can't motorboat a personality
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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