Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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