I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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