R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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