Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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