Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You don't make any sense
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He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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