so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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