It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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