i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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