plz talk dirty to me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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