Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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