My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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