hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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