Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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