so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
