i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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