Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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