On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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