how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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