left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
that is very illegal...i love you.
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