yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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