since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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