3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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