She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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