Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Is it penis luge time yet?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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