Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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