ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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