I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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