then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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