Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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