He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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