you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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