Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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