he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
