Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You left your phone here
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