There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
