is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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