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I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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