Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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