my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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